“Wore it to our neighbours Halloween party and nobody could talk for a solid minute. The fan stands it up in about a minute and it stayed up all night. Your own legs are her legs so you can actually walk around, dance and get to the snack table in it.”
Mark R.
“Four hours on one set of batteries and it never sagged. My hands were free the whole night so I could hold a drink and shake hands.”
Lesley C.
“Everything was in the box, fan, straps and instructions. Up on the kitchen floor in about a minute.”
Paul M.
 
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🛡️ 100-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Try the Epstein Squeeze completely risk-free. You have 100 days to make sure you and your little one love it—if you're not satisfied, simply contact us for a hassle-free return.
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📏 How do I choose the right size?
How to Choose the Correct Size
Adult Size Designed for adults approximately 5'3"–6'4" (160–195 cm) tall, with a recommended maximum weight of around 300 lb (136 kg). Elastic cuffs at the waist, wrists, and ankles provide a flexible fit, while the built-in fan keeps the costume fully inflated.
Child Size Designed for children who need a smaller fit. Elastic cuffs help provide a comfortable fit, while the built-in fan keeps the costume inflated during use.
Between Sizes? If you're between sizes, choose the Adult Size for a more comfortable fit and extra room to move.
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Shipping Policy
During major promotions (Black Friday, holiday season, launches), processing may take 2 to 3 business days.
📦 Shipping Times
Delivery times vary based on your destination:
🇺🇸 United States
Standard shipping: 15 to 18 business days
🇨🇦 Canada
Standard shipping: 15 to 20 business days
🇬🇧 🇪🇺 United Kingdom and Europe
Standard shipping: 15 to 20 business days
🇦🇺 🇳🇿 Australia and New Zealand
Standard shipping: 15 to 20 business days
🌏 Asia (Japan, Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia, Cambodia, etc.)
Standard shipping: 20 to 30 business days
🌎 Latin America
Standard shipping: 20 to 30 business days
🌍 Rest of World
Standard shipping: 20 to 30 business days
International delivery times can vary based on customs clearance and local carrier conditions.
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What’s Included & Features
This adult inflatable costume includes an all-in-one Epstein Squeeze inflatable costume with built-in fan (4 AA batteries required and not included). It has a pocket to keep your phone close at hand.
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How Does It Inflate?
The costume, the battery fan unit with its on/off switch, adjustable straps and the instructions. Load 4 AA batteries (not included), zip in, flick the switch and it stands up in about 60 seconds. One set of batteries runs it for roughly 4 hours.
Forget blending in. This outrageous carry-me costume turns every party, Halloween event, and night out into a moment nobody will stop talking about.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
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Will it arrive in time for Halloween?
Made to order. We'll do our best to get it to you for Halloween, but we can't guarantee it. Every costume ships with tracking.
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Can I actually move around in it?
Yes. Your real legs are he's legs, so you can walk, dance, sit down and get to the snack table. Your hands come out of the husband's sleeves, so you can hold a drink.
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How long do the batteries last?
One set of 4 AA batteries (not included) runs the fan for roughly 4 hours. Bring a spare set for a long night.
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What if it turns up damaged or the fan doesn't work?
Send us a photo and we'll sort it out. You've got 30 days to return it for a refund, and if the fan or costume is faulty we'll replace it
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.7 / 5 from 19 reviews.
We showed up in these costumes and suddenly everyone had questions. The giant inflatable outfits already steal the show, but the Epstein themed jokes made the whole group photo even more unhinged. Definitely not the kind of Halloween look people forget the next morning.
The pose makes this picture look like it belongs in the weirdest Halloween documentary ever. The oversized arms make it ten times funnier, and the dark humor practically writes itself. Absolutely outrageous costume energy.
This is the perfect gift for someone who is dark humored. The oversized design is already ridiculous, but with the Epstein theme, the dark humor goes straight into unhinged territory. Definitely a conversation starter at Halloween parties.
The contrast between the innocent smile and the absurd inflatable costume makes this photo unintentionally hilarious. The giant blue outfit steals the entire frame. One of those pictures that gets funnier the longer you look at it.
The peace sign makes him look completely unbothered while the giant inflatable costume does all the talking. Add the Epstein inspired dark humor and the whole photo feels like a meme waiting to happen. Definitely not your average Halloween outfit.
If you are tired of seeing the same outfits every October, this is a more unusual option. The inflatable proportions create the visual punchline, while the dark humor gives it a distinct identity.
This is definitely not a costume for every workplace, family gathering, or event. But at a party where people appreciate edgy internet humor, the controversial concept can be exactly what makes it memorable.
This is a niche costume, but that is also its appeal. It is not trying to be a traditional superhero or movie character outfit. It is for someone who deliberately wants something outrageous and different.
The concept is pretty recognizable if you follow internet culture and dark humor memes. The giant inflatable look is also funny on its own, so the costume does not rely entirely on everyone understanding the reference.
This is the sort of costume that makes sense when your entire friend group shares the same dark sense of humor. Bold, ridiculous, and ideal for a deliberately outrageous Halloween theme.
There are so many predictable costumes every year, so something this unusual is a refreshing change. The exaggerated shape gives it a funny visual impact even before anyone gets the joke.
The combination of the inflatable design and the controversial reference is what makes this costume so outrageous. It is provocative and absurd, so definitely know your audience before wearing it.
The concept is so unexpected that it immediately becomes a conversation starter. If your usual costume is something basic, this is a completely different direction. Definitely aimed at people with a bold sense of humor.
This feels like one of those internet memes that somehow became a real product. The oversized inflatable look is what makes it work. Unusual, absurd, and definitely made for people who enjoy outrageous costumes.
Imagine showing up to your friends' Halloween party wearing this. The jokes practically write themselves, and the costume makes the whole idea even more ridiculous. My kind of dark humor.
I like costumes that actually have a joke behind them instead of just looking cool. This one combines an instantly recognizable reference with an absurd inflatable design. Definitely a different direction from the usual Halloween outfits. The only thing i did not like was it took a bit longer to get delivered but it's still worth the wait.
You need a pretty dark sense of humor to appreciate this one. The concept is outrageous, and the inflatable shape makes it even funnier. Perfect for a Halloween party where everyone is ready for something different.
If your goal is to get people talking, this costume has serious potential. It is ridiculous in the best possible way, and the dark humor makes it even more memorable. Definitely not a subtle outfit.
This is the kind of costume that makes people do a double take. The oversized design is hilarious, and the Epstein inspired jokes practically write themselves. Definitely for anyone who wants to go beyond the usual boring Halloween outfit.